One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I really needed to fart. Me being the goof that I am, decided that it would be quiet. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was halted by thunderous cannon fire farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t control it and went on to tell a story of how she taught a well-known sports figure who did something similar.