So when I was like 9, I went to this aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall. Then, all of a sudden, I saw these jellyfish without tentacles floating in the water and thought, “oh cool.”. The next day at school, the teacher asked us what we had done over the weekend. Normally, I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I actually did it this time. The worst possible time. So, I raised my hand, and everyone was clearly surprised to see it. The teacher said “yes?” and after confirming she called on me, I said “I saw this jellyfish in the aquarium, and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.. The entire classroom burst into laughter, and I had no idea why. I pleaded with my friend to explain what was so funny because even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING, AND I WAS LIKE WTF. Eventually, my friend explained it to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing), and of course, I was pretty embarrassed. But the thing is, the damn teacher then asked if she could share the story with the other teachers, and that’s how I ended up switching schools.