So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly computer and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to support the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the mottled butt right in the crack.