Back in high school, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This caused a lot of wrestlers missing class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I mention next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to switch into them in the bathroom, and came back to model them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex shows everything; you could see everything. In any case, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I looked around in a panic, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for the past seven years.