So I have a health teacher who is extremely passionate about exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Goals like drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”