So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer-related tasks. That said, I am also there to assist the on-duty technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I stared at the multicolored butt up close.