So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. During this, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”