One time a long time ago in middle school math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the goof that I am, decided that it would be silent. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was interrupted by thunderous cannon fire farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t keep it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she instructed a famous athlete who did almost the exact same thing.