During my second grade year, I told everyone that I was moving to Hollywood before the next semester to play Megan’s cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just mentioned it to my best friend, but then the whole school learned about it. I had people coming up to me and asking me for my autograph and a teacher even asked for a picture with me. When I showed up on the first day of school in third grade, I informed everyone that the show was going off the air after the season finished (even though I had no idea when it was ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME UNTIL AROUND SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.