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My sibling, mother, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was repeatedly yelling at me. As we got up to the counter to pay, I got sidetracked by his cuteness so rather than requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t offer. As soon as I understood my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Ashamed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to bring me the slice of pizza from my hiding spot in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I beg people to make my order when anyone vaguely attractive is at the register.