One time way back in middle school math class, I felt an urgent need to fart. Me being the goof that I am, thought that it would be inaudible. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was cut off by freaking cannon fire farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t hold it in and went on to tell a story of how she had a famous athlete who did nearly the same thing.