Back in high school, I was pretty quiet with people who weren't my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers cutting class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and come back to display them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex reveals everything; you could notice every detail. Anyway, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around in a panic, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both cracked up. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for the past seven years.