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My sister, mom, and I were waiting in a long line at the Sam’s Club café. The entire time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly shouting at me. As we reached the counter to pay, I got thrown off by his attractiveness so instead of asking for the pizza, I boldly said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t sell. Once I understood my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Embarrassed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to bring me the slice of pizza from my hiding spot in the freezer section. To this day, I plead with people to do the ordering for me when anyone even slightly good-looking is working the cash register.