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One time back in the day in sixth grade math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that I am, assumed that it would be inaudible. Big surprise, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was cut off by booming cannon fire farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t control it and continued to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did nearly the same thing.