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My sibling, mother, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club café. The whole time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously yelling at me. As we approached the counter to pay, I got sidetracked by his cuteness so rather than requesting the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t offer. As soon as I realized my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Mortified, I bolted and my mom and sister had to fetch me the pizza slice from my finding place in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I beg people to do the ordering for me when anyone even slightly good-looking is at the counter.