One time a long time ago in sixth grade math class, I really needed to fart. Me being the goof that I am, assumed that it would be silent. Big surprise, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was halted by booming explosive farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t keep it in and continued to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did almost the exact same thing.