So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. Basically, we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”