One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that I am, decided that it would be quiet. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was halted by freaking explosive farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t hold it in and went on to tell a story of how she taught a famous athlete who did almost the exact same thing.