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My sibling, mom, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The whole time I was waiting, I was repeating to myself what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly yelling at me. As we got up to the cashier to pay, I got distracted by his attractiveness so instead of asking for the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t sell. Once I understood my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Embarrassed, I fled and my mom and sister had to bring me the pizza slice from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I beg people to do the ordering for me when anyone vaguely attractive is working the cash register.