So to kick off my story I should let you know that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly computer-related and customer-related tasks. However, I am also there to support the on-duty technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to continue and hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I saw the variegated butt right in the crack.