During my high school years, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to go change in the bathroom, and came back to display them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could notice every detail. Anyway, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I glanced around quickly, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both cracked up. The whole time she thought of me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.