So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she said, she turned red and quietly added, “please don’t tell your parents.”