I have opted to keep my identity hidden to protect my identity from the foolishness. Last night, I felt hungry and decided to make some ramen. I removed the various packets from the bowl, added the flavor and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a short while or two, I realized something was wrong. A horrible burning smell had filled my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…behold…I had failed to put in water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and poured in water, which engulfed the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl once more in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I encountered a mass of blackened noodles which had turned into some sort of strange crystalline substance unknown to humanity. I had a change of heart.