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My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The whole time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was continuously shouting at me. As we approached the cashier to pay, I got sidetracked by his good looks so instead of asking for the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t sell. As soon as I noticed my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Embarrassed, I ran away and my mom and sister had to deliver to me the slice of pizza from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I beg people to make my order when anyone even slightly good-looking is working the cash register.