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My sibling, mom, and I were waiting in a queue at the Sam’s Club food court. The whole time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was repeatedly shouting at me. As we got up to the counter to pay, I got sidetracked by his attractiveness so instead of requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has doesn’t offer. Once I noticed my mistake, I screamed out “noooo”, drawing the attention of 50 people. Mortified, I bolted and my mom and sister had to fetch me the pizza slice from my refuge in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I ask people to order for me when anyone even slightly good-looking is working the cash register.