So a couple weeks ago, my pals and I were sitting on this cement pedestal (which we called). It’s basically the steps to the unused classroom (a classroom that no one uses). This weird supply French teacher comes up to us and says, “you ought not to sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how or why and she said that if kids sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to bear children. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.