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My sister, mom, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly yelling at me. As we approached the counter to pay, I got distracted by his cuteness so rather than requesting the pizza, I assertively said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has doesn’t offer. As soon as I noticed my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Embarrassed, I bolted and my mom and sister had to fetch me the pizza slice from my finding place in the freezer section. To this day, I plead with people to make my order when anyone vaguely attractive is working the cash register.