So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer and customer-related tasks. That said, I am also there to assist the on-duty technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to continue and hold the client’s buttock tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and hurried the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the mottled butt right in the crack.