So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”