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My sibling, mother, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly yelling at me. As we reached the cashier to pay, I got distracted by his good looks so instead of asking for the pizza, I boldly said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has none of. As soon as I noticed my mistake, I yelled out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Ashamed, I fled and my mom and sister had to fetch me the slice of pizza from my refuge in the freezer section. To this day, I ask people to order for me when anyone even slightly good-looking is at the counter.